I have to thank you for the searing sensation that pulsates from the tip of my urethra up into my kidneys when I'm riding southbound between Appleton Road and Flint Hill Road on 896.
You are so wise and ahead of your time.
Placing a rumble strip in the bike lane is the best possible way to promote both cycling and safe cycling habits.
Of course, I don't like to mix business with pleasure, so I left the vibrating, jostled prostate until later in the day. I avoided the rumble strip and rode to the left of the shoulder, where rush hour drivers were left to decide my fate. This of course, was still better than having my saddle repeatedly battered into my soft spot.
Thanks again for your considerate actions. At least no tired driver will remain asleep as they plow me down on the side of the road!