Anyway, this is why I love my brother. I sold him my old roof rack system for cheap to offset the cost of my new bike rack. He sent me the check today with this letter:
Hey Bobbie:Eric: I make no promises.
Here is the money for the rack! Please do not use it in the following ways:
Anyway, I hope you enjoy this money! I love you bro!
- for hoes
- for E.D. meds
- for your heroin addiction
- on my girlfriend
- for gay sex
- for sex with horses
- on masturbation tools