Sven Nys goes without a chamois in wet races because he fears the soggy pad will weigh too much.
Weight weenie, eff him.
Bart Wellens kicked a spectator during a race.
Bad ass pirate move, but eff him as well.
Sven Vanthourenhout is the man. Sure he is relatively unknown, but he is racing for the all-new Sunweb-Projob 'cross team. See below, 'nuff said: