Thursday, August 24, 2006

Pro ho

It used to be my blog didn't pass a day without some mention of procycling, but I just haven't felt up to making fun of the guys who actually train lately. That is until eternal 2nd place George Hincapie ate shit yet again moments from victory.

In the leader's jersey, moments from winning the Eneco Tour of Benelux, he decides to take an asphalt nap. Gorgeous George, for it finally to be a Cinderella story you really have to finish first.

A complacent George Hincapie doesn't really care about another loss.
"Hey," he thinks, "at least my wife is hotter than Sheryl Crow."

That being said, I will be on vacation in Tennessee and Blue Ridge Summit PA for the next week and a half. Here's to getting fat and complacent!

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