Above, ladies and gentlemen, is the man who started it all: Big Jonny of www.drunkcyclist.com.
He was riding his bike and was rear ended by a car doing 55 mph. They caught the fucker, but not until Jonny suffered multiple lumbar fractures. Just goes to show, the road ain't safe, so take it easy out there. And take a couple shots of something strong for the Big Man.
Here's to a speedy and complete recovery.